*** NEWS FLASH ***
The long-awaited book, “Understanding Women” by Dr. Hewho
Knowsitall hit the book stands earlier today. This ground-breaking work has
been expected to help men everywhere, in their relentless efforts to understand
their wives, or at least manage to stay out of the doghouse. In only 10,523
pages, Dr. Knowsitall has given men a first-time insider’s look at a woman’s
thought process, breaking it down into only 7,641 easy to understand steps.
Although men literally formed lines at Barnes & Nobles
stores everywhere, much like they do at BestBuy for Black Friday, they didn’t
manage to get their hands on the first copies sold. As the doors opened, hordes
of angry women stormed the stores, beating the men to the display.
At first, it wasn’t clear whether the women were after the
book to keep it out of men’s hands or simply so that they could understand
themselves. But the purpose of the women quickly became clear as they pulled out
their red pens and started making comments and corrections in the margins. It seems
that this was a planned demonstration by women nationwide.
Listening in at the comments that the women were making, as
their red pens were flying, it was clear that they didn’t think highly of Dr.
Knowsitall’s work. They were fast to discredit any imagined slight or error
they encountered, instead of applaud him for his ground-breaking effort.
It is hard to say what the publisher is going to do now. The
work could go back for revision or might just be pulled off the bookstore
shelves. Whatever happens, it’s clear that men aren’t going to get the information
they sought and will have to continue living in the dog house, every time that they
can’t read their wives minds.
Stay tuned. We’ll bring you the latest updates on this
breaking story. Who knows, maybe reason will break out after all…. Naa.
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