Sunday, March 11, 2012

Can’t Keep up with Those Software Updates


Computer prices have dropped tremendously. Why, the computing power you can get in an el-cheapo today would have meant buying a mainframe computer a couple of decades ago. Then, you’d probably have to hire your own programmer to do what the average home computer can do today. Not only are you getting more for your buck, but you’re having to use less bucks to do it.

While computer prices have dropped, software hasn’t. A software update today, to upgrade your favorite program to version 18.3 costs as much as it did when you upgraded it to version 2.1, oh so many years ago. That’s a bit if a win though, considering that everything else has gone up.

The software manufacturers have obviously learned a lesson from Henry Ford and his corporate cousins. That is, they’ve learned the lesson of the model year upgrade. By upgrading their software, they can make sure that most everyone has to buy their product over and over again. It’s pretty sneaky, if you ask me. I mean isn’t a word processing program a word processing program? What is there to upgrade?

But, if you don’t upgrade, then your software won’t work on your new computer, which of course has a new operating system. Since the old software and the new operating system don’t speak the same language, the software crashes and you can’t do anything. Of course, I really think that they could talk to each other, at least in development, until the programmers added an intentional glitch to keep them from talking to one another. That’s something else they learned from the auto makers, it’s called planned obsolescence.

Planned obsolescence shows its ugly head in another manner as well. Every once in a while, one of these great software houses makes a change to their file format. Now, all the files you have carefully preserved for the last umpteen years are no longer valid. Your new program doesn’t want to read the old files, and of course you don’t have the old program anymore, because it’s been replaced by the new one. Oops!

Yeah, well, they usually create a patch for that, which allows your new version to read the old version’s files, but that doesn’t guarantee that it’ll read them correctly. It could just as easily turn the file upside down and backwards, flatten the layers, take out the attributes and change the language to Kurdish.

Thanks, software houses, for making our lives so interesting. Truly, the cost of the new computer was nothing, compared to the cost of all your updates.

Oh, and just because you bought the update, doesn’t mean that you’re out of the woods. The next bigger and better version is right around the corner. In fact, it might come out at any moment; say, as soon as you install the new one you bought.

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